Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 283, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 December 1914 — Page 4

fteamlaer RqmMicai Semi-Weekly Republican entered Jan. 1. mi. *a second eluajnail matter, at the postoffice at Renaaelaer. Indiana, under the act of March 1. 1179. . Evening Republican entered Jan. l, 1997, aa second class mall matter, at the postoffice at Rensselaer, Ind., under the act of March 9, 1879. ruBSORiPTzov mans Daily by Carrier, 10 Cents a Week. By Mall, $9.50 a year. Semi-Weekly, In advance. Tear, sl.lO. Tuesday, December 1, 1914.

Clsssitioil Column aiw Ml jj)| Three lines or less, per week of six asues of The Evening Republican and two of The Semi-Weekly Republican, It cent*. Additional apace pro rata. folTsale. FOR SALE—Fifty-seven anti onethird acres of land *in East Walker township, nice level land. Can be sold cheap on- good terms. See George A Williams, Attorney, over First National Bank, Rensselaer, Indiana. j y FOR SALE—FuII blooded Bronze turkeys; gobblers $4; hens s3.—Mrs. Jack Hoyes, R. D. No. 1, Rensselaer, Phone 905-D. FOR SALE—The Hopkins residence property at corner of Dayton and Elm streets in Rensselaer. Two large lots, good house and bam. Prioe reasonable. George A. Williams, Attorney, over First National Bank, Rensselaer, Indiana.

FOB SALE-80 acres, dn cultivation, B. F. D., well located, splendid buildings, some tile and all good com and clover land. Price $75; terms SI,OOO down. Bemaindler long time.—-Arthur G. Oatt. FOB SALE—6O acres, ten acres timber and remainder black corn land, in cultivation, on main wad near school and station. Fine outlet tor drainage. New tour-room house, 'barn and well. Terms SBOO down. Long time on remainder. Price $75. Inquire at First National Bank. FOB SALE—AII colors ol carnations tor Thanksgiving. Telephone your flower orders early, please. King Floral 00., Phone 132. FOB SALE—Four good cows, one fresh now, others will be in a week or two; one nearly pure bred Holstein. Also pure bred Du rocs, either sex, sired by Indian Banker, he by Baxter Bed-Banker, prize winner at Illinois fair; dam Hoosier Queen. Her dam was one of the great prize winners of Lesh & Parker.—C. A. Beed, Bensselaer, Ind., Phone 930-B. FOB SALE—3 head of horses, broke to all harness and saddle. Gan be seen at the barn of A. Gangloff, Bensselaer, Ind. FOB SALE—Two Shorthorn bull calves; pure bred; also brown leghorn chickens and white African guineas.—W. H. Wortley, Bensselaer, B. 4, phone 949-H. FOB SALE OB TBADE—SO acres ol land near DaMotite E, B. Met toalf at Makeever Hotel. After Nov. . 21st at Howell, Inw FOB SALE—Some pure bred Poland China boars, big type. Telephone, call or write Elmer E. Pullings, Medaryville, Ind. FOB SALE—Auto. Or will trade for horse.—Alva Simpson. FOB SALE—Four pure bred Hampshire boars, one sired by Sensation No. 16693; three sired by High Boiler No. 5279; three pure bred Duroc, two sired by Defender Banker No. 41215, one yearling Duroc sired by Crimson Lad No. 48625. All hogs immuned and went through the eholera. For information phone 912-J or write John B. Lewis, Bensselaer, B. F. D, 1, InJ w FOB SALE—At a bargain, grinding and feed mill, consisting of 10horsepower engine with - pulleys, belts, etc., one stone and one steel bur, one 4-hole sheller, one new platform scale; all in first Class condition.—E. Jensen, Wheatfield, Ind.

FOB SALE—22O acres improved Newton county land, four miles from market, 160 acres under cultivation and best tiled quarter in western Indiana, balance meadow and timber pasture. Fair Improvements. Price $75 per acre tor quick sale. Reasonable terms to. right party. If interested write or wire J. A. Wells, Aledo, IIL FOB SALE—IO-acre farm, good black land all in cultivation, fair buildings, fruit, etc.; 7Vi miles of Rensselaer; you ca rent onion land nearby; $1,500, will take SSOO down, terms to suit on balance.—J. Davisson, Rensselaer, Ind. I ~ FOR SALE—I2O acres of clay loam soil in Oass county, Mich., 8 miles from county seat, first class buildings with elate roofs, well tiled, and a first class farm in every particular. Price SII,OOO, half cash, balance to suit. W. A. Krauts, Elkhart. Ind. t J

FOR SALK. Eleven pure bred Duroc boars. All vaccinated, ready tor service. Dam Hoosied Queen No. 356342, whose sire is Baxter’s Red Banker No. 100697. Their sire is Sage’s King No. 38641, whose sire is Lee’s Choice No. 12802 L Price $lB, or S2O with pedigrees. Also nine pigs weighing about 60 pounds at $4, or $5 with pedigrees. One Jersey cow 3 years old, giving 2 gallons milk; will be fresh in March.—Russell Sage. FOR SALE—Nice Rural potatoes. Write John Dale, RDI, Parr, ln<L, jr Phone 592-L FOR SALE—I7B acres in Cass county, Mich., 3 miles, from Janes, a good market town, and 10 miles from county seat, good 7 room house, fair barn, good orchard, clay loam soil, 10 acres of timber, good fences, S6O per acre, $6,000 cash, balance time. Call or write W. A. Kantz, Elkhart, Ind. “5 WANTED. y WANTED—Position as housekeeper in small family, by widow with small child.—Address Box 256, Medaryviille, Ind. WANTED—An auto. 120 acres of land for sale reasonable;, would take an auto as part* payment.— Lewis S. Altvr, Goodland, Ind. Phone 12243, Remington. WANTED—GirI for general housework. Call Phone 401. a WANTED—Sewing to do at m$ home in Parr.—Myra Casey, at the home of James Longstreth. WANTED—Women, sell guaranteed hosiery to friends, neightx rs and general wearer; 70 per cent profit; make $lO daily; experience unnecessary. International Mills, West Philadelphia, Pa. FOR RENT. FOR RENT—Farm of 212 acres. Inquire of Michael Kannc, Rensselaer, Ind. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms for light housekeeping; alsOi bard for 3 animals, crib and mow. R. B. Wright, Phone 163. _____ , LOST—Between my residence a mile south of Surrey and the residerfoe of John Daugherty in Rensselaer, a black fur overcoat Will finder please notify me at Phone 902-J or The Republican. LOST—Handbag containing two ladies’ handkerchiefs, $8 in bills in small envelope, and small purse containing $5 in paper money, between Center school house and Rensselaer. Return to Republican office and receive reward.—Mrs. ,C. B. Wells. LOST—Pocketbook containing about $33 in paper money and silver. Return to Republican office or to Estil Markin. "LOST—S3S, probably on business streets of ReiiSSelaer. Denominations, one S2O bill and three $5 bills. Reward. Information to Don Wright,' at Model Clothing Store or leave at this office. * LOST—Handbag containing two ladies’ handkerchiefs, $8 in bills in small envelope, and small purse containing $5 in paper money, between Center school house l - and Rensselaer. Return to Republican office and receive reward.—Mrs. C. B. Wells. LOST—Pair of nose glasses, with button attachment. Return here. FOUND. j> FOUND—An automobile radiator cap. Inquire here.^ MISCELLANEOUS.

TO EXCHANGE—BO acre farm 3% miles of Medaryville, Ind., good buildings, 50 acres in crops, fairly well tiled, on stone road; want residence in Rensselaer. J. Davisson. A GOOD CHRISTMAS GIFT— Until January Ist, I will send postpaid to any address in the United States, “Hoosier Hunting Grounds'?* a $1.50 book by Bill Bat, on receipt of sl.—John E. Alter, Rensselaer, Ind.. Phone 921-E. ESTRAYED—From my place four miles south of Rensselaer, near the James school house, Oct. 25, a black sow weighing 300 pounds or more. A reasonable reward will be paid for her recovery.-Geo. W. Kennedy, Rensselaer, R 4, Phone 949-B. A XMAS GIFT SUGGESTION— Can you think of anything better than giving your friends or family a year’s subscription to some good magazine? It is really 12 gifts in one, and a pleasant ireminder each month of the giver. I have many attractive offers; phone and I will help you. Below are a few favorites: Pictorial Review SI.OO. With Modern Pricilla $1.50. With Mother's Magazine $1.50 (All 3 magazines for $2.00.) Woman’s Home Companion and American Magazine both for $2.00. Ladies’ Home (Journal $1.50. Saturday Evening Post $1.50. Country Gentleman (52 mo.) $1.50. Youth’s (Companion, 52 mo. (new) $2.00. —Mia. Lem Huston, Phone 81. Typewriter ribbons tor all makes of machines tor sale at The RepubI liean office.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

OBEYING ORDERS

Qrouchj German's Frau Did What She was Told to Do. The manager of an electrio4ight construction concern in the West tails an amusing stor/ in connection with the work of a new line in an lowa town. " The workmen had began to dig a post-hole in front of a boose occupied by a grouchy German. Suddenly he appeared and forbade the men to go with the work; hereupon they , explained that they had authority from the proper officials, which explanation, however, did not pacify the indignant householder. After a good deal of wrangling, the men announced that they could not waste their time in talking, and so prepared to go to wprk again. At this Juncture the German person called his wife, and with a- dexterous and unexpected movement succeeded in flinging over the hole the men were digging a large, flat piece of slate, upon which he established his Frau. "Tost you schtay dere, und I go get der injunction!" he directed.

No sooner had the husband disappeared than the leader of the gang directed his men to take the slate with the Frau Upon it and lift it from its place. After a severe tog this was accomplished, and with perfect politeness the corpulent lady was set to one side. Just as if she had been a Inanimate object of some sort

The work of digging then went merrily forward, and while the stolid wife held to the letter of her instructions with silent fidelity the men set up the pole for the light This was well in place when the husband, returned, waving in fels hand the paper of injunction. When he saw what had been done the irrate householder became beside himself with rage. "Yy did you not stood on der hole as I has told you?” he demanded of his better half. “It was on der stone you put me, not on der hole," she answered.

Overworked.

“Yea,” said Mrs. M&laprop, “my boy la doing first rate at school. I sent him to one o’ them ailmentary schools, and his teacher says he’s doing fine. He’s a first-class sculler, they tell me, and is head of his class In gastronomy, knows his letters by sight, and can spell, like one o’ these deformed spellers down to Washington/' “What’s he going to he when he grows up?” “He wants to be an undertaker, and I’m declined to hnmor him, so I’ve told the confessor to pay special attention to the dead languages,” said the proud mother. —Harper's Weekly.

A Princeton Student’s Wit.

An ingenious and amusing answer, was recently given by a student In the natural philosophy elafcs at Princeton University.

An Instructor gave the question: “Define transparent, translucent, and opaque.” “I cannot, professor,“ answered the student, “precisely define these terms, but I can indicate their meaning In this way: the windows of this room were once transparent, they are now translucent, and If hot cleaned very soon, they will be opaque.”

New Kind of Grandfather.

Josiah Quincy, the prominent Boston politician, was walking near the City Hall, when he heard an Irish laborer accost another thus:. “That’s Josiah Quincy.” “An’ who’s -Josiah Qlncy?” the other asked. “1 nlver see such ignorance,”* rejoined the first. “He’s the grandson of the statue you see in the yard." ~ »•

LOGIC OF THE STREET.

Mrs. Passer—My poor man why do yon go about the street begglngf Mendicant.—-I has to, mum. All the regular stands Is tooken.

His View of Duty.

"Pleasant duty!" snorted the Chronic Kicker. "There’s another ridiculous expression.” "Why so,” demanded the man who had used it A "Because no duty could really be pleasant if It's an actual duty."

CASTORIA Bor Infants and Children. Tin KM Yn Hire Ahrajs Bought TAKEN UP—A. yearling steer; weight between 600 and 700. (Joine to my pta£e last Tuesday or Wednesday^—John Rush, R t>. No. 3, Phone 20-G, Mt Ayr, I

NOT A SUCCESS.

A Dose That Disagreed as Soon as It Was Taken. i This jtory was told by an old physician' who had practiced for nearly fifty years in a small country town. One day he was summoned to a farmhouse where he found a woman in a hgih fever and evidently exceedingly ill. He said to her husband, who was the only other person in the house: “Your wife is very sick and must have nothing to eat except milk and beef tea, but I want you to give a cup of one or the other every two hours." When he came the next morning and asked about his patient the husband said: “That beef tea don’t agree with her, doctor. It certainly don’t. She began to feel bad as soon as she took it.” “That’s odd,” said the doctor. “You didn’t give her any little bits of the meat in it, did you?” “No, sir, I strained it first on account of the grounds.” "Grounds!” roared the doctor. “What did you make that beef tea out of?” “Corn beef and the best green/tea. I boiled ’em together all yesterday afternoon to get the strength 5 Out. But it don’t agree with "her, doctor. It certainly don’t.”—Youth’s Companion.

Knew the Size.

A Baltimore mhn tells a good story of a friend of his who recently became engaged to a charming young girl. The happy young lover happened to be In a fashionable shop when his eye caught a glimpse of a jewelled belt that seemed to him an acceptable gift for his fiancee. He asked the clerk to place an assortment of the belts on the counter. “Ladies’ belts?” queried the polite salesman. Certainly, sir. “what size?” The prospective bridegroom blushed. "Really,” he stammered, i don’t knjpw.” And he gazed about him helplessly for a moment or so. Finally a happy thought happened to strike him. “Can’t you let me have a yard stick for a moment?” he asked. The yardstick being forthcoming he placed It along the Inside of his arm from shoulder to wrist. Then looking up at the clerk, he exclaimed, triumphantly, “Twenty Inches!”

The Finnerty's on “Ivvolution.”

“Did ye lver hear av iwolution?” says he. "For ’t was a man named Darwin lnvinted It.” \ “What is’t?” Inquired Michael. "Well, ’t Is like this,” answered Mrs. Flnnerty. *”T Is that animals changes thlmsilves*, like, accordin’ to th’ neighborhood they’re In. But It takes a long time, an’ ye can’t see thlm do It; for nature Is slow about makln’ thlm over. ’T is like as If an elephant was to be moved to th’ north pole, where,’t all snow an’ Ice. An’ maybe In a long time he w’u’d be gettin’ th’ likes av an Ice pick on th’ Ind av his thrunk for to be burrowin’ In th’ Icebergs an’ makln’ his way about.”

"An’ ye ’rtf helavin’ it?” remarked Michael. ‘"T Is not that I w’u’d be belavln’ It. But Agnes says ’t is thrue. 'T is a word In th’ bukes, an’ ’t Is like that.” From fcharles D. Stewart’s "The Fugitive Blacksmith.”

HOW SHE ENCOURAGED HIM.

Howard —I told Edna I would have a kiss If I swung for It. Harold—What did she do? Howard —Started the hammock and I carried my point.

A Shock.

A lady missionary who resides In Hawaii; tells that there servant! refuse to say Mrs. or "Mr. A young bride —an Irish girl—was much shocked at hearing a married friend called "Mary” by a servant, and Instructed her hußband not to call her by her Christian name except when they were alone. One day she had visitors and what was her horror when the cook put his head Inside the drawing-room door and said, "My love, what vegetable you want to-day?"

A Fast Past.

"They say that he has a past,” said Mrs. Primly, and there was awe in her voice. "Well,” said Miss Bpeedson, "if hd’ has one, he's going so fast how that It will never overtake him.”—Cleveland Leader.

Everything for Everybody The advertisers represented here are offering special inducements for yenr trade. If yon do not find today what yon want, look again tomorrow. New offerings daily. s. . - ' • ’ . r~ ' T. A

' r% ■ ■ i. THE RENSSELAER SUPPLY CO. Dealer in Oils, Auto Tires; one block eas^of public square. Rhone 2 on 78. M. J. Schroer, Prop.

W. H. DEXTER CREAMERY. It’s right to try all creameries bo cause competition makes business good, but we’ve never been able to see the sentimental side of the question, consequently pay only rail money for cream. On this basis we respectfully solicit yodr patronage.

THE WEAR-U-WELL SHOE STORE. When in need of high grade shoes or repairing, don’t overlook J. T. Wiseman. Shoes repaired while you hesitate. You don’t have to wait.

SEE JOHN WERNER, TAILOR For cleaning, pressing and repairing, and a nifty suit of clothes. Workmanhsip and fit guaranteed., Call upon John Werner, the Lead-ing-Bailor. #

BEVER’S CANDY STORE. When wanting choice box candy for father, mother, brother or sister, just remember Dolly Varden Chocolates. To/try it is to buy it. C. BEYER

OXY-ACETYLENE WELDING. Cast iron, steel, brass and aluminum castings perfectly welded at a fractional cost of new. Automobile engines decarbonized by oxygen process Satisfaction guaranteed. HEMPHILL BROS. ■ ?

HAVE VOLTAGE TESTER We have purchased a voltage tester and you should have the voltage determined before buying lamps. Test made free when we sell the lamps. Get the most for your money.—K. T. RHOADES & CO.

SANITARY BARBER SHOP. When looking for a nifty hair cut or shave just call upon Cain & Denniston. We are also agents for American Laundry. Laundry goes on-Monday.

MU CARDS 0. E. JOHNSON, M. D. Office in Jessen Building. Office Hours—9 to 11 a. m. 1 to and 7 to 8 p. m. SPECIALTY: SURGERY. Phone 211. Dr. L M. WASHBURN, pzinoui aits iumioi Phone 48. SCHUYLER 0. IRWIN CAW, MBAS ESTATE, BTBUM »©» JS per cent term loans. Ol£ce In Cfdd Fellows' Block. - k«e ■ 1L L. BROWN 9UIBT. Crown and Bridge Work a£d Teev. Without Plates a Specialty. All th ateat methods In Dentistry. Gas a A ninistered for painless extraction. Office over Larsh’s Brag Store Rensselaer, Indiana.

JOHN A. DUNLAP Liwm. (Successor to Frank Foltz.) Practice In all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department Notary In the office. Sensselaer. a«»ii s

Dr. E. N. LOT Successor to Dr. W. W. Hartsell HOHB OFATKXST. >fflce —Frame bulldlns on Cullen stree east of oeurt house. omn neon as. tteslaence College Avenue, Phone l»» atnzstlntr,

F. H. HEMPHILL* M. D. FKTSxcxAjr An toaoioi. (pedal attention «o (Ueeeeee of woma and low grades of fmt. Jfflce In Williams block, Opposite Cou House. Telephone, office and residence, *4l

DR. X. 0. ENGLISH physician an bumbo*. Opposite Trust an,d Savings Bank. Phones: 177—2 rings to ■fflee; S rings for residence. Rensselaer. Indiana. . - - J. W. HORTON Dentist Opposite Court Houae Xensselaer, Indiana JOE JEFFRIES Chiropractor Bueeeeeer te J. 0. Bitaaert Office over Bowles A Parker’s Phone CTO Lady attendant. Dr. F. A. TUBFLEB OBTXOPATKXO VXTBXCXAX. Rooms 1 and 9, Murray Building Rensselaer, Indiana Phones, Off"*—* rings on »0». roe leneo— t rings on tee. -I Successfully treats both "louts an< ibronlc diseeser Spinal curvatures • specialty. •'*' ft 4 t* '

FUEL, FEED AND FARM IMPLEMENTS. Order genuine Jackson Hill coal for the range, of us. We handle only a high grade, but all sizes of hard coal. Phone 273. * HAMILTON & KELLNER WARNER BROTHERS Sell Cole’s Hot Blast Stoves and Ranges. They are the highest grade and most economical stoves made Also Builders’ Hardware and Farm Implements. . • THE WATSON PLUMBING CO. We will drill water wells from 3 to 6 inches anywhere in Indiana. WATSON PLUMBING CO. LUMBER AND COAL. For full weight coal, don’t overlook The Rensselaer lumber Co. Our hard coal is all elevated rubs over a screen in your wagon. Macklenberg & Overton Creamery. Cream received daily, Elgin pricas paid and correct weight. Test guar % anteed. v At The Fancy Produce 'Market. Phone 39. McFarlands grocery. Handles a full line of the highest grade of Groceries. The Eerndell IJae of Teas and Coffees a specialty Phone 29. A. F. LONG’S DRUG STORE. We want your business. We believe we ought x to have it. In our store the best*service is yours. Our prices are always reasonable. All goods of the highest quality. IROQUOIS ROLLER MILLS. Manufacturers of Hard and Soft Wheat Flour. Feed of all kinds. If our flour don’t please you, it don’t please us. Call and get your money back. R SPRAGUE. GOLDEN LOAF BAKERY. ’ When eating, eat O’Riley’s ptolden Loaf Bread, delivered through the Benson Delivery System. Phone 616. RALPH O’RILEY.

THE PADGITT LIVERY We have added a Ford car for livery purposes and will be glpd to get your business. Calls answered at all hours. A. L PADGITT.

RENSSELAER MARKETS. Corn—s4c. .f . , Oats—44c. Wheat—sl.oo. | Rye—7sc. Buckwheat—7sc. j Butter—2sc to 28c. Buittenfat—32V 2 c. Eggs—3oc. / Chickens—9c. Turkeys—l2c and 13e. Ducks—loc. Geese—9c. No matter where you go you can have The Republican sent to you. every day it is published. It is a great pleasure to have the home paper coming every day during a vacation. Ofttlmes very important things occur and it is pice to keep posted. The Evening Republican will be sent to any address in the United States" fbr 10 cents per week.

lira Bay DEALER Of lair, tarot MM BENSSELAER, - . INDIANA

CHICAGO. flysUffPoLlS A LOUISVILLE RT. Ohicarp to Northwest, Indianapolis Cincinnati, and the South, Aonlsvine and Trench Uok Springs. iunrssxxdjshi ruia tabu ' In effect Oct. 25, 1914 NORTHBOUND. No. 36 ~..4:48 am No. 4. ...s:olam No. 40 ..< 7:30 am No. 32 .. 10:46 am No. 88 ....£ls pm No. 6 j. ........3:44 pm No. 80 ......,;4 7:06 pm SOUTHBOUND. No. 85 .......12:15 am No. 31 7:41 pm No. 87 11:20 am No. 5 11:05 am No. 38 2:01 pm No. 89 s:l2 pm No. 8 ..4 11:10 pm Nos. 87 and 88 stop on flag at Fan on Saturday.