Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 277, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1914 — The Safe Side. [ARTICLE]

The Safe Side.

“What’s that sign you’re making t v ere?” asked a grocer of his clerk the other day. “Fresh eggs,” replied the clerk, who had just been engaged. “Make it •‘fresh-laid’ eggs,” directed the employer. . “Why,” queried the clerk, “don’t everybody know the eggs were fresh when they were laid?” “Of course,” rejoined the grocer, "and that’s about all it’s safe to .say about em.” If your stock of engraved calling cards is running low bring the plate to The Republican and 'have duplicates made. If you do not have engraved cards ord of*’them today.