Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 277, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1914 — That Would Be Different [ARTICLE]

That Would Be Different

“Jluh!” exclaimed little Edith, after hearing the story of Adam and Eve. “That old serpent couldn't have tempt ed me with an apple, ’cause I don’t like apples." “But,” suggested her small brother, “s’pose somebody had told you not to eat apples?" It is far better for a woman to laugh than cry—unless she has occasion to work her husband for a new hat. Sometimes a self-made man makes a noise like a phonograph.