Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 277, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1914 — Bound to Have Effect. [ARTICLE]

Bound to Have Effect.

The lecture had been long, preachy and unrelieved by humor, but at its close a sad-faced, earnest-looking man strode emphatically to the stage and grasped the speaker by the hand. “Doctor Neverend,” he said, heartily, "I want to assure you your message tonight will have a marked effect on the life of every nervous, fretful, impatient man who heard you.” “Indeed!" cried the delighted lecturer, "You really believe it will affect their whole lives?” “Undoubtedly,” declared the sadfaced man, “it will shorten them.”— Judge.