Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 275, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1914 — Wanted a Mourner. [ARTICLE]

Wanted a Mourner.

The lawyer was drawing up Enpeck’s will. “I hereby bequeath all my property to my wife,” dictated Enpeck. “Got that down?” “Yes,” answered the attorney. ■ “On condition,” continued Enpeck, “that she marries within a year.”. “But why that condition?” asked the man of law. answered the meek and lowly testator, “I want somebody to be sorry that I died.”