Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 271, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 November 1914 — Luke McLuke Says [ARTICLE]

Luke McLuke Says

Hush money does more talking than any other kind. " J When you see an overdressed woman escorting a man who looks like a door mat, you know who is boss in that house. z A girl can put In ten years acquiring culture. But that wont kes> her from, snoring when she is asleep. The man who beats his wife isn’t a bit worse than the man who robbs his rfmily-by spending his money on his friend®. The old fashioned man who used to paddle his own canoe now has a son who owns a motor boat named ‘Tsmkabibble." It is funny what a difference a few years make girl used to let you chew her “wax” in school while you'took a whirl at her “all day sucker” now has a daughter who carries her individual drinking cup so that she won’t get any germs in her mouth.