Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 269, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1914 — inconsistent Man. [ARTICLE]

inconsistent Man.

He tells funny stories about how a woman drives- a horse, and steers hi 3 'automobile up a telegraph pole. He is always adding postscripts to his letters—but he uses the long distance telephone to explain what he omitted in his business communication. He can explain the wireless telegraphy system to his wife, -but he cannot understand her description of a new bonnet. He loves to tell of the splendid exercise of saving wood —but he is willing to pay another man to enjoy the exercise. He writes cards to the papers against problem plays—and swears at the ticket window if he cannot get a front seat when the ballet tomes to town. He doesn’t go to church on Sunday because he wants to read the paper—but through the week lie is satis tied to glance at the headlines on hi 4 way down town. -----‘ J