Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 258, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1914 — POLITICAL WANTS. [ARTICLE]

POLITICAL WANTS.

LOST—Three million jobs by as many American working men. Party who took them is known and unless they are returned by November 3, steps will be taken to bring the guilty to punishment. WANTED—Men in congress who will legislate in the interests of their constituents on this side of the water rather, than of their friends on the other side., FOR SALE—{Second hand transparencies. used in democratic political processions in 1912 promising reduction in the high cost of ingcarpenter to repair severall broken, pftanks in the Baltimore platform; this is a big job as most of them were rotten in the first place. • ' FOR SALE—Cheap; Chinese eggs suitable for use on congressmen who voted for the Underwood bill. Address American Housewife. WiAjNTED—Brain food for any protectionist who believes that the Way to multiply, in politics is by dividing. FOR EXCHANGE—A year of mere phyehology for one or two real meal tickets. AW. Agearner. FOR TRADE—Slightly used socialistic plartiform planks Which have proved to *be unserviceable for some popular doctrines of more durable material. Address B. M. Bosses, R. F. D. 23, River of. Doubt, after November 3. TO LET—After March 4; quarters occupied in Washington by a large number of democratic congressmen. ' REWARD—Suitable reWard will be given for the apprehension of escaped lunatic-who says that the factories have been closed and credit curtailed by republicans in order to discredit democratic administration. Address Superintendent nearest insane hospital. WANTED—Something to run for in 1916 by candidate who runs for office regularly every two years, and who does not mind being defeated. Must make fourth unsuccessful race, as running for office has become a 'mbit. Address A. J. 8., Chicago, or Maine woods, after election.