Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 252, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 October 1914 — Forcing a Sale. [ARTICLE]

Forcing a Sale.

Rough Customer (accosting gentleman on lonely road) —Excuse me, sir but would you like to' buy a nice little dawg? -

Mr. Slim —No thinks very much. He looks as though he would bite. R. C.—’E won’t bite yer if you buy ’im, guv’ner.—Punch.