Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 249, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 October 1914 — A Long Shower. [ARTICLE]

A Long Shower.

The patriotic Scotchman had induced two Lancashire friends to go to Argyllshire for a holiday. On their return he met them. "Well, how did you enjoy yourselves? Did you have good weather?” “There was Just a shower on our first day,” replied one of them. “Didn’t I tell you that it was all lies about the Highlands being wet?” “That shower hadn’t ended when we came heme,” was the severe retort. —Manchester Guardian.