Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 October 1914 — Relations. [ARTICLE]

Relations.

“What is your opinion of our foreign relations?” asked the patriotic citizen.

“They don’t do you any good,” replied the local politician. “What you want ie a lot of relations right here in your own country that’ll vote the way you tell ’em to.”