Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 241, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1914 — Dying, Egypt, Dying. [ARTICLE]

Dying, Egypt, Dying.

“Cleopatra, my Egyptian deity, why is the local train from Rome to Cairo like a poor baseball league?” / “Antony, my easy Mark, I confess I know not!” “Ah, Cleo, the local train from Rome to Cairo is like a poor baseball league because, Cleo, because of its many short stops!” Fanfare. Bus. Cleopatra reaches for favorite asp.—Harvard Lampoon.