Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 235, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 October 1914 — One on the Professor. [ARTICLE]

One on the Professor.

Professor (discussing organic and inorganic kingdoms)—New, if I should Shut my eyes—so —and dry my head — so—and remain perfectly still,, you would shy I was a clod. But I move, I leap. Then what do you call me?” Bright Pupil—A clodhopper, sir. -