Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 235, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 October 1914 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

FORESIGHT. Bouncer—Halloa, Jack! Got a clove in your pocket? -Muggs—Yes, here you are, old man. Bouncer—Thanks! Now have you a match? Muggs—l have. Help yourself. Bouncer —Thanks! Lend me your cigar cutter for a second, will you? Muggs—Certainly! But where's your cigar? Bouncer—Why, I was just going to ask you for one. Muggs—Humph! Well, here you are. The match you borrowed is to light the cigar, I suppose, and the cigar cut* ter is to take the end off? Bouncer—You’ve guessed it, old chap. Muggs—But what did you borrow the clove for? ~ Bouncer —Oh, that’s to chew after I take that drink you are going to buy me.—Tid-Bits.