Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 234, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 October 1914 — Cheerful Assurance. [ARTICLE]

Cheerful Assurance.

“You must have an easy life,” said the obtrusive passenger. The conductor grunted. “Don’t you have to do anything but collect fares?” v “Yes. Sometimes, when the road isn’t running so well, I have to turn in and help collect a few mangled remains.”