Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 229, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1914 — Friendly Advice. [ARTICLE]

Friendly Advice.

“Author! Author!” yelled the people. "Listen,” said the young playwright. “Raise the curtain. I'll go out and make a speech.” “Don’t do it,” replied a stage hand who had a kind face. “The fellows that are yellin’ ‘Author 1 are settin’ in the front row and have heavy canes.”