Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 227, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 September 1914 — All Imported. [ARTICLE]

All Imported.

“Is this caviare Imported?” “Oh, yes, madame, oh, yes.” “Let me see the label.” “The label? Ah, madame, the label is print in zeesa country. Nobody ate ze label. What iss ze me to import.* “Oh, very well, I don't care for Imported caviare myself—l prefer the home kind.” “Ah, madame, we have all ze kinds. We have ze Imported caviare from Sandusky, ze imported Swiss cheese from Milwaukee, se imported limburg from Oneida, ze imported sauerkraut from Chicago, ze Imported champagne from California, and ze Boston beans zat zey baked in NeS York. Anystag in ze Imported line zat yon weeefc, madame.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer.