Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 224, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1914 — The Morning Program. [ARTICLE]

The Morning Program.

“Miss Vanessa, have you got your hair and tomplexion fixed for the day?” “Yes, sir.” “Got your chewing gum going nicely?” -r" - Vr ; ,■ • “Yes.” “Read the morning installment on the daily love story in the paper?” “Yes.”' “Then take this letter, please.”