Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 218, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1914 — Easily Classified. [ARTICLE]

Easily Classified.

Hemmandhaw, who was writing a letter, looked* up to inquire: “Is it ever permissible to apply gender to volcanoes#’ “I don’t know,” Mrs. Hemmandhaw returned, “but if it is they are surely masculine. “Why?” “Because they sputter, grumble and smoke.”