Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 214, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1914 — Nothing New. [ARTICLE]

Nothing New.

Apropos of certain fresh revelations of corruption in the realms of. high finance, Thomas W. Lawson said at a dinner in Boston: "Columbus found out that the world was round. But surely lots of investors before him must have found out that it was anything but square." br mail Free. Murine Kye Bemedy Co., Chicago. There are but two really great disappointments in life. One is Hot getting what you want and the otter is getting it. — , i... r. „ After reaching the pinnacle of fame, many a climber has found it an uncomfortable roost

Aladdin Looks for Beauty. Aladdin rubbed his lamp. Almoat immediately there was a sound at tbw door and the slave entered. ;« "Bring me the prettiest girl in New York," said Aladdin, "and get a movw* on you, too." z The slave vanished, and almost in am instant the door opened, and the slave, bearing In his arms the prettiest girt In New York, entered and put her down in a chair.- Aladdin looked at her .in astonishment She had on * shabby dress. Her hair was tousled. Evidently she was from the East Mid*. “What are you trying to do?” be said to the slave. "Why don’t you fiß . your order correctly? I asked for thw prettiest girl in New York.” "Here she is, your honor.” "Impossible!” "I never make a mistake.”—Lifm.