Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 212, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1914 — FUNLETS [ARTICLE]

FUNLETS

It takes two to make a bargain, but only one of them gets it The world doesn’t judge a man by bis own clothes, but by his wife’s. A great deal of what passes for dignity is nothing but genuine laziness. A man is soon forgotten after he is dead —unless you happen to marry his widow., A woman in her best clothes wants admiration; at all other times she prefers love. z >' Shortly after marriage a man be* gins to realize that he talked too mOch during the courtship.