Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 208, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 September 1914 — His Only Affliction. [ARTICLE]

His Only Affliction.

“Have you ever had writer’s cramp?” asked the beautiful maiden. "No,” replied the poet, "but I’vu often had writer’s kink.” “Writer’s kink? What is that?” “It’s a trouble that consists of the kinking of the stomach around the spine, due to “non-eating.”