Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 198, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1914 — Swell. [ARTICLE]

Swell.

Her wedding was a swell affair; The papers all agreed on that; Her. father had but little hair, But he was very, very fat. Her mother waddled down the aisle, /I She was Inordinately stout, And thus afforded many a smile To those who saw her bulging out The blushing bride was short and wide. The groom and preacher were a pair Who, stripped, would weigh five hundred, say— The wedding was a swell affair.