Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 185, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 August 1914 — But This Really Happened. [ARTICLE]

But This Really Happened.

“Son,” said the man In the automobile, stopping In front of the farm house, “Is this the right road to Geeville?" “Yes, sir,” answered the farmer^ ,boY“How far is it from here?” “Well, sir, if- you keep on goto’ I reckon It’s about 24,998 piles, but if you turn, back an' go the other way it ain’t more'n about two. You must have slipped through it without —” “ ; —I” bellowed the automobilIst, starting his machine again and taming around to the road. “You’re welcope,” said the fanner’s boy. j