Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 183, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1914 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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Withdraws as Progressive And is Again Republican. South Bend, Ind., Aug. 3—Ralph E. Keller has withdrawn from the bull moose ticket as candidate for county surveyor, and announced Ms allegiance to the republican party. He is a brother of Fred W. Keller, mayor of this city, who was elected on a citizens’ ticket President Wilson Saturday nominated Carl Sohurz Vrooinany of Bloomington, 111., for the position of assistant secretary of agriculture. A bronze statue of Baron Steuben, the drill master of the revolution, was unveiled Monday at the entrance of the new parkway in Utica, N. Y. The ceremonies were under the auspices of the German alliance. - - ■ _ | Bishop Th«mos*F. Lillis, of Kansas City, has Issued an order barring flowers at funerals held to the churches of his diocese. Bishop Lillis declared that often lavish floral offerings work a hardship on those iwbo cannot afford dt^