Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 176, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1914 — GATHERED SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

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HOSTILITIES AVERTED. “My dear,” said Mrs. Newbride, flurry in, for the cook is hashed.” __ “What?” asked her hubby with amazement, “did she suffer much?” “What are you talking about?” queried wifey, a bit nettled. ’T said the cash is hooked.” “You mean setae one stole the household money?” “I said no such thing,” tartly responded the bride of almost three weeks. “I said the hook was cashed.” “The—what—?” “Oh, dear, how stupid you are? Can’t you understand English? Isaid the hash is cooked; hurry in before it gets cold!” —Philadelphia'Ledger.