Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 163, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 July 1914 — Had His Honor Guessing. [ARTICLE]

Had His Honor Guessing.

“Judge,” said the dance hall hero as he led the eager tangolst into the hall pf justice, "we’want you to do us a little favor, see? Here’s ten bones, and if it ain’t enough, spiel, see? Me and the loldy wants a quiet little weddin’. Can you hand it to us?" , “I can marry you,” the Judge replied, “but—” “What’s wrong? Ain’t our license all right?” “Yes, but I was wondering how you could have a quiet wedding in those clothes.”