Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 162, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1914 — Costly Habit. [ARTICLE]

Costly Habit.

“My husband sees pink elephants when he drinks.” “Mine has a worse delusion than that. He sees green dogs. It’s very expensive, too.” “How’s that?” “Why, he goes and buys licenses for ’em.” —New York Globe.