Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 161, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 July 1914 — Page 3
HOW WOMEN ■ AVOID OPERATIONS
By Taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
Cleveland, Ohio—“My left aide pained me so for several years that I
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tors if there was anything I could take to help me and they said there ■was nothing that they knew of.' lam thankful for such a good medicine and will always give it the highest praise.” Mrs. C. H. Griffith, 7305 Madiscn Ave., Cleveland, Ohio. Hanover, Pa. —“I suffered from female trouble and the pains were so had at times that I could not sit down. The doctor advised a severe operation but pay husband got me Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and I experienced great relief in a short time. Now I feel like a new person and can do a hard day’s work and not mind it What joy and happiness it is to be well once more. I am always ready and willing to speak a good word for the Compound. ’’—Mrs. Ada WILT, 196 Stock St, Hanover, Pa.. If there are any complications you do not understand write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn,Mass. Your letter will he opened, read and answered by a woman ana held in strict confidence.
A Puzzler.
An American woman made the ascent of Vesuvius recently a ■mall party which Included Mrs. Cook, widow of the famous tourist manager. The display within the crater was unusually fine, which the American at dinner smilingly attributed to the presence OF Mrs. Cook. After several moments of silence, two Englishmen exclaimed in one breath, ‘‘But how could they manage that?" —Youth’s Companion.
Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA; a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the s/tT/i zr Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Of Course Not.
"t found a letter In your coat pocket that you had not mailed.” •Is that all you found In my coat?” ‘‘That is all there was in it.” “Oh, no it’a not.” “A rip under the sleeve, but, of course, you were not looking for anything like that,”
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot-Base, the Antiseptic powder for Tired, Tender, swollen, Aervons feet. Gives rest and eomfort. MBkesdanclngadellght. Sold everywhere, *so. IMn't accept any lubiHtute? For FRBB sample, address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. T. Adv.
As to Jones.
“Jones puts his watch under his pillow nights.’* “I notice he likes to sleep over* time.”
The Source of Uric Acid Eating too much Is a common habit that does a lot of harm. Meat, especially,“forms urioaoid and the constant tittering of addladen blood weakens the kidneys. Urioaoid Causes rheumatic and nervous trouble, weakens the eyes, forms gravel and leads to dropsy and Bright’s disease. Kidney weakness gives early warnings, however, Such as backache and urinary disorders and can be stopped by prompt treatment. Use Doan's Kidney Pills, the best reoommended and most widely used kidney remedy. Aa Illinois Case "1 had a dull. heavy pain In my Ham back and limbs," JWMjraßja T,lh a says Mra. Sarah M. Stm" Woods, of 7381 » Wr — frg/ Cannes Road, Chicago, 111. "My hands, feet and ankies swelled and I k was ,so weak and jw <4 WfeSgMJ miserable, I couldn't get around. When yrfWJhfro. almost, helpless, I used Doan's Kidney JJj IRjV, PHI. They acted Xfrom the arst, re-^P f 'gS%n moving the swell- I Ing and driving the * soreness and lameness out of my back. The cure has been permanent.” Get Dow?* at Any Store. SOe a Bos DOAN’S ‘VJ’AV FOSTQUULBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. Y.
The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly be overcome by CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vegetable —act surely and ADTFDX gently on the JgBKxA • F*? 0 Fiver. Cure V TTLE Biliousness, J&ggggF |IVER Bead- | PIUS, ache, Xjw. ■■■■■ Dizti* " ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature W. N. U, CHICAGO, NO. 25-1914. •
expected to have to undergo an operation, but the first bottle I took of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound relieved meof the pains in my side and I continued its use until I became regular and free from pains. I had asked several doc-
NEVER A LOSING DAY
RAILROAD THAT HAS MADE MONEY FROM THE START.
Waterville Railroad tn Washington Has This Remarkable Record, WhlcN Is Surely Unparalleled —Never Had Accident.
There is one railroad in the United States jthat has ■ paid from the day it began to turn wheels.. Not a single dollar in bonds was issued to start it, all the stock was paid for and every cent expended on honor. There i» notand never has been one dollar of Indebtedness against the property. Every bill is , paid on presentation and all current accounts and wages are met at the first of each month. In almost four years of operation the books show annual dividends of 4 per cent arfd a comfortable reserve fund.
In that time the road has nothing in the accident classification on its records, not a broken car, a mangled pig nor injured passenger. Not a single lawsuit has ever been filed against the road, it has never had to answer a legal complaint. And this paragon of transportation systems Is purely an Inland empire development, it is the Waterville railroad, running from Waterville tp Douglas Junction, Wash. The distance traversed and the traffic carried demand five and one-tenth miles of maiq line and two miles of sidetrack.
For the three years ended December 81, 1913, passenger earnings of the Waterville road were $14,465j freight received, $14,279.79; freight forwarded. $12,1f7.92; miscellaneous, mall, etc., $11,026.50; total, $51,913.21. The highest priced ticket on the system is 35 cepts, which covers the whole line, and more than 50,000 passengers had to be carried with a single engine and one coach to make the earnings shown. Ten cents is the first class freight rate of the line and much freight is hauled-at as low as one and one-half cents per 100 pounds. More than 45,000,000 pounds had to be brought into Waterville to earn $14,279.79. At rates on forwarded business ranging from one-quarter ' up to ten cents per 100 pounds the Waterville line carried more than 75,000,000 pounds out. One may ride In many a finer palace car than the Waterville co&ch, but never on one more systematically industrious. The story of how the line was built and is managed is another Instance of energetic and successful Big Bend pioneering. When the Great Northern announced the prospective building of a branch through the country Waterville expected to be on the line, but one day it woke up to learn it had been left five guiles away. Then the old timers decided it was time to get together. They held a mass meeting In the spring of 1909 apd resolved, with scant ceremony, to build a railroad to the Great Northern. They never did pay a great deal of attention to ceremony. When they needed a wagon road they built it, and when .they needed a railroad they could build and operate that. To do so they organized the Waterville Railroad company, procured right of way and launched the enterprise. Placing the capital stock at SBO,OOO, the company divided its five miles of territory into five*zones. The first zone of a mile radius from, town was valued the highest, and the stock offered was proportioned on this basis. Within a few days the stock had been subscribed and paid for in cash., J. P. Morgan probably never got quicker results on a promotion proposition than that.
METAL BOX HOLDS TICKETS
Made So That Cardboards Come Out Singly as the Spring Lid Is Drawn Out.
An Ingenious form of ticket-holder conies from Canada. It is a little metal box with a spring lid, and as the lid is drawn out a ticket comes with IL The box is made about the size of the strip tickets sold on railroads, and this makes it large enough to hold trolley tickets, where citizens are fortunate
enough to have this form of fare. One end of the receptacle is cut a little low and leaves a recess between its top and the lid,.through which one of the little cardboards can slip. The pressure of the thumb opens the lid and brings out a ticket at the same time. This box keeps tickets always in good condition and prevents them from getting bent and torn in the pocket. There is no-particular reason for keeping them in good shape, but every man likes to do eo. though most women are correspondingly careless about it -W' ' •
THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.
Professional Courtesy.
Two Texas doctors met on the street. - ' ■ “I feel sorry for you. You ought not to be out In this kind of. weather. You are a sick man,” sair Dr. Blister. “I am not feeling very well,” replied Dr. Soonover. ' “What doctor is treating you?" “I am prescribing for myself.” “You shouldn’t do that You are Hable to be arrested for attempted suicide.” ' .
HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS
For pimples and blackheads the following is a most effective and economical treatment: Gently smear the affected parts with Cutlcura Ointment, on the end of the finger, but do not rub. Wash off the Cutlcura Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water and continue bathing for some minutes. This treatment is best on rising and retiring. At other times use Cutlcura Soap freely for the toilet and bath, to assist In preventing inflammation, Irritation and clogging of the pores, the common cause of pimples, blackheads, redness and roughness, yellow, oily, mothy and other unwholesome conditions of the skin. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard “Cutlcura, Dept L, Boston.”—-Adv.
Business Is on Its Way Out Again.
Speaking of the business outlook the Manufacturers’ Record says that a group of New York men had gathered in a rather mournful spirit, and a* they discussed the business outlook, which seemed to them to grow darker and darker, one wit in the party, turning to a staid, much perturbed financier, said: “Mr. Blank, can you tell me how. far a dog can runJntolthaiWQQdß.?" L___ Mi*. Blank, somewhat irritated at such a trivial remark at a time of serious discussion, rather tartly replied that “he supposed a dog could run into the woods just as far as he wanted to.” “No,” said the questioner, '‘when he has run half-way into the woods he is then running out of the wood’s.”
Confidential.
The dull routine .of the day in the bank was one day lightened by the receipt of the following communication: > “Dear Bank: What interest would you give on a Depossit of 15 dollers? What internet per annium and allso (confidenshial) could my Husband draw it out without my signachure an is it the Law and .that I would have to have his Permishion to Deposit it thare in your Bank. Please to ancer back an be sure to say what Interust per annium an if he can draw it out. Yours with respect.”
Some Bootless Remarks.
The whole-souled fellow is not half 30 likely to go on his uppers as the half-souled ones. The former is usually better heeled and doesn’t peg out and leave a fellow in the lurch when he finds it necessary to revamp his fortunes after business affairs have run counter to hie desires.
Their First Breakfast It’s a wise bride that doesn’t attempt XZfc Z too much for that breakfast \ /sL I y /Ma She can escape cooking in a hot ' • kitchen, avoid rich, greasy foods, and have a good breakfast just the same, by serving S Post OMIM Toasties ’ Toasties are choicest bits of Indian Com perfectly cooked, delicately flavoured, rolled paper-thin and toasted to a crisp, h appetizing brown. This food comes in tightly sealed packages, ready for instant serving with cream and sugar—also delicious with fresh berries. ' ' ’ Light, wholesome, nutritious and temptingly good for the “first breakfast” and the countless meals that will follow—- . ‘ ■' ■ „ ' ■. . ■. .I'/, - ; 'l.' - ... Sold by Grocers everywhere.
MAN SURELY NEEDED HELP
Trebly Bereaved, One Believed' His Appeal for "Lone” Must Have Been Granted. A Boston philanthropist, it is said, not long ago received the following letter: “Dear and Noble Sur: Knowing your kind hart an nobleness of nachur I rite these few line* to ast will you be so kind as to add to your gqpd deads the following. I have lately lost my horse, my home and my wife. So being horseless, homeless and wifeless i am up agin it hard trying to earn a living. Would you be so kind in* the goodness of your grate hart to help me along some finanshiaily untill 1 can replace my three losses when 1 am shure i can repay you. Once on my feet- L can- make good my losses an would pay back the lone with intrest. A small lone would help but a biger one would help me to reach the gole of suekcess sooner and therefore you would get your money back sooner so it would be better for both if the lone could be large as possible. Hope to have favorable reply, etc.”
Charles Lamb and Hastings.
Hastings, which is to indulge in a pageant of heroes* was«an object of particular aversion to Charles Lamb. “I love town or country,” he wrote, “but this detestable Cinque Port is neither. If 4t were what it was in its primitive shape, and what it ought to have remained, a fair, honest fishing town and no more, it were something —with a few straggling fishermen’s huts scattered about, artless as its cliffs, and with their materials filched from them —it were something. I could abide to dwell with Meshech; to associate with fisher swain and smugglers. There are, or I dream there are, many of this latter occupation here, Their faces become the. place. I like the smuggler. He Is the Only honest thief. He robs nothing but the- revenue, an abstraction I never greatly cared about” —London Chronicle.
Saved.
•The chief Powhatan was about to pulverize Mr. John Smith when a shriek rent the air and Pocahontas stood beside them. . ———* "Stay!” she commanded. “Ah!” exclaimed Smith, who was noted for his fertility in resource, “you are the first I ever loved.” Pocahontas was just graduated and believed everything she heard, and so they . were married.
Their First Thoughts.
Wine Drummer (to widow of dead customer, a composer)—May I ask how old your husband was when he died? Widow —Only forty. Who knows how much more he might have done? Wine Drummer —Ah, yes—and if we calculated it at only a hundred bottles a year!—Fllegende Blatter.
Stationery Talk.
*7 like your address,” said the poe-tage-stamp to the envelope. "If It were not for my address I don’t, suppose you would be stuck on me,” replied the envelope.
Delicacies I a choice flavor that you will ranembea. V m Vienna Sausage—just right , for Red Hots, or to •♦rir© cold. |fe| We suggest you try them served like thist Cut rye bread in H slices, spread with creamed butter and remove crusts. Cut a W Vienna Sausage in half, lengthwise, and lay _ I on the bread. Place on the top of the sausage M a few thin slices of Libby’s Midget Pickles. 8 B Cover with the other slice of bread and S press lightly together. Arrange on plate and H serve garnished with a few parsley |H sprays. J Libby, McNeill & H Chicago
s-t. the new oom State wants North Dakota use a tew of these. Write ns for a beautiful descriptive booklet and prices on a few choice f anrs which we have for sale. JuHo-w Tow»erC«a»tj rwth.li. B.
I OFFER better than bargains In wild and cultivated lands near good railroad town In central Wls. Tracts tosult purchaser. Correspondence and I nspeotlon win convince. XDiSIB, Box MX, UimMpolla, Mlu,
The Middle Course.
Senator Root at a reception was discussing the Mexican situation. “Steer a middle course,” he said to an extremist "These extreme ideas are always wrong. * “Thus at tea, one young girl asked another: " ‘And where are you going this summer, dear?* “‘From the way mother talks,' tfas the reply, ‘you’d think we were going to Newport From the way father talks you’d think we were going to starve. But I suppose we’ll steer a middle course, as usual, and put in a fortnight at a sl2 Atlantic City boarding house.' ”
Wanted to See Novelty.
A little girl’s uncle wrote her a let ter, using a “script” typewriter, the letters of which were joined as those in ordinary handwriting. The little girl noticed the difference between this type and that more generally used, with interest “Oh, uncle, uncle,” she cried, upon her next visit to his office, ”1 want to see the typewriter that writes words intead of letters!"
Hard to Understand.
“I can understand how we got along without wireless, or electric light or the telephone,” said the society bud. "Well?" > "But how did we ever get along without the tango?”—Louisville Cour-ler-Journal.
FaelTnwae The place to buy your home. MU4 fcdSl ICAdb winters, crop failures unknown, for desert ption Bast Tex. LandCo.,Saeogdoehes,Tex. w-o improved and unimproved for wile la F* armc Arkansas Cheap. Write WILKIN * 1 <lllll3 COBB Ds Valls Blw. ahkamsa* Write V M. OWEN, Bemidji, Minn, for particulars.
Catarrhal Fever I to 8 doses often core. One M-cent bottle SPOHN’S guaranteed to cure a ease. Safe for any mare, horse or colt. _ Dozen boules 16. Get It of druggists, harness dealers or direct ftNB manufacturers, express paid. SPOHN’S Is the best preventive of all forms of distemper. SPOHN MBDICAL CO„ Chemists and Bacteriologists, Goshen, IndL, U. B. Ao
Grace was a country girl, whose parents sent her to the city to attend college. When the holiday* came around and she came home, her mother gave a reception in her honor. Some of the girl friends asked Grace to show them her new gowns. Obligingly she brought out several modish gowns, and, holding up a particularly pretty one of silk, She said: "Isn’t this one perfectly beautiful? And just think, ft came from a poor, little Insignificant worm!” Her hard-working father was seated near, watching the performance, and he replied: “Yes, darn it, and I’m that worm!" —Lippincott’s.
"I hate to leave the old place," remarked Adam a* he turned from the Garden to Eden, “Leaving isn’t th* worst of it,” replied Eve. ‘‘Think of the trouble you're going to have when you get to telling of the animals and rivers in this place to the explorer* and geographical experts over yonder.” —Washington Star.
The man who settles matrimonial difficulties by shooting his wife 1* getting unpleasantly numerous again. Some especially hot form of punishment should be devised for such of these gentry as do not wisely take matters into their own hands and shoot themselves.—lndianapolis Star.
Where He Came In.
Worst Yet to Come.
Suggestion to Husbands.
