Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1914 — Absent-Minded Man. [ARTICLE]

Absent-Minded Man.

He rushed into a laundry office in a good deal of a hwry. "How long does it take you,” he asked, “to do up a white waistcoat.” “Generally about two washings, sir,” said the attendant, before he thought. He was discharged shortly after making that break. —Cleveland Rjain Dealer.