Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1914 — Honeymooners. [ARTICLE]

Honeymooners.

“I see a tunnel in England is said to be four miles 642 yards in length. How would you like to kiss for four miles, dear?” said the man. “Why not kiss for the additional 642 yards?” a’sked the girl. “Oh, you would need the 642 yards to get your mouth back in proper shape, dear.”