Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1914 — GATHERED SMILES [ARTICLE]

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Those Opera Dresses.

Myles—You say you z like to have your wife go to the opera? Styles—Sure. “Why so?” “Because I don’t have to button up her dress in the back.” “You don’t?” “No; you see, the dresses she wears to the opera have no backs.”