Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 137, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1914 — Cynical. [ARTICLE]

Cynical.

“What I am, I owe to my wife.” “Well, take my advice and don’t pay the debt. She made a mess of the job.” e. - .. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels and cure constipation. Adv. The man who talks too much has one advantage. No one can remembei exactly what he did say on any proposition. Worms expelled promptly from the human system with Dr. Peery 1 # Vermifuge "Dead Shot.” Adv. The ins and outs of love. consist principally of falling in and having a falling out. ... Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold water. Adv. The long distance phone makes the heart throb faster.