Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1914 — Wouldn't Work Twice. [ARTICLE]

Wouldn't Work Twice.

“Hello! Just tbe man I wanted to see! I was just telling my friends, or trying to tell them, that story you told me last week, but I could not begin to make it as excruciatingly funny as you made it Come on, tell it to them." 7 “I cannot tell that story again until—” “Until what?” ' “Until you have repaid the $5 you borrowed from me the last time you laughed at it”