Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 132, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 June 1914 — Can't Count on Papa. [ARTICLE]

Can't Count on Papa.

Teacher—Johnny Sinks, each month you are growing worse with your arithmetic. When you are at home at night why don’t you get your father to help you with your lessons? Johnny—lt won’t do no good, ma’am. All pop knows about ’rithmetlc is th Agger out the bowling scores and the batUn’averages.