Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 129, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 June 1914 — The Rage for Cats. [ARTICLE]

The Rage for Cats.

The stork sat pn a chimney-pot as crumnr as a clam. ‘•Oh, fudge,” he sighed, “I*ll quit the job. I’m tired of it—l am, I’ve tried my level best to leave a baby in this town; And everywhere I take the brat the people turn me flown. •‘lt’s true its face would stop a dock, and that it howls all day. But every one I over left waa just about that way; And so I -lug the kid about and peddle him around, And If there’s any homo for him ' I guess it’s under ground. “I’m getting good and tired of it I’ll have to quit. That’s flat Next time I want to work 111 bring a parrot or a eat Me for the woods to get some cate; and when I once begin Club women, even those, will call and gladly let me in. * —Dallas (Texas) New*.