Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 128, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1914 — Of Course Not [ARTICLE]

Of Course Not

“I can’t find my wrench," bawled the plumber. , - "You waste a good deal of time looking for your tools," criticised the. bookkeeper of the establishment., “Now, I always know where to find my pen.” “Well, a fellow cant stick his monfei ey wrench behind his ear."