Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 126, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1914 — Couldn't Blame the Pump. [ARTICLE]

Couldn't Blame the Pump.

▲ lumberman having awakened on a Sunday morning in a “dry town,” after a big spree of the night before, searched his pockets in vain. /Being very thirsty, he remembered stumbling over a pump in the alley back of the hotel. He hastened to the pump and began pumping, but without results, as the pump had not been primed. He slowly backed away and, eyeing the pump, said: “Well, I don’t blame you for not working, anyhow. I wouldn’t patronize you when I had money.” Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge '“Dead Shot** km« Mid expels Worms lu a very few hours.