Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 125, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1914 — Probably Soup. [ARTICLE]

Probably Soup.

The witness, a heavy-set man, who looked as though he spent a good share of his time feasting, was called to the stand as a witness in a case of assault and battery. • “You were tn the restaurant at the time this happened,” began the jtidge. “Now, tell the court just what you' heard.” “Who, me?” asked the man, in bewilderment. “I didn't hear anything. I was eating.”—Saturday Journal. Worms expelled promptly from the human system with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge “Dead Shot.” Adv.