Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 113, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1914 — Sandy’s Query. [ARTICLE]

Sandy’s Query.

A Scotchman and his four children entered a fine, fashionable restaurant in London. Bandy ordered a bottle of lemonade and five tumblers. The waiter brought them usd stood some distance away to watch the proceedings. Sandy poured a little lemonade into each glass, and then produced a large bag of pastries and gave each es the children one. The waiter did not like to see this behavior in a high-class restaurant, and called the manager, who addressed Sandy thus: "Do you know who I am?” “No,” replied Sandy. “I’m the manager.” “Oh, are you?" said Sandy; "then why the dickens is the'ban* no playing?”—London Tit-Bits.