Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 113, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1914 — After Dinner. [ARTICLE]

After Dinner.

Once there were twin brothers who were as like each other as two peas. They sailed away to the South Beaß and went ashore upon a certain island. Cannibals caught one of them and ate him. The other managed to hide in thdsbreadfruit fields till nightfall. Then he, too, was discovered and dragged into the middle of the village, where the men of the tribe sat around a large pot still making after-dinner speeches. The cannibals stared at the newcomer in blank amazement- Then the chief rose and said: “Gentlemen, let him go. He is absolutely indigestible.”