Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 111, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 May 1914 — Pat’s Plight. [ARTICLE]

Pat’s Plight.

“Mrs. O’Rooney,” Bald Father MoMurphy, “why do I never see Patrick at church now?” Mrs. O’Rooney shook her head sadly. “Is it socialism?” “Warse than thot, your riverence.” “Is it atheism?” “Warse, your riverence.” “What is it, then?” "Rheumatism.” —London Tit-Bits.