Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 108, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 May 1914 — So Confusing. [ARTICLE]

So Confusing.

“That’s the young man at the table over there. He’s going to inherit ten millions” “I see two young men —dressed precisely alike. Which is it?” “Good gracious! Why the one sitting down, of course. The other is the waiter.” “Indeed! So that’s the heir, eh? I was in Hopes he was the waiter.”