Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1914 — Ingratitude. [ARTICLE]

Ingratitude.

Not long ago an Irishman was seen with a live turkey under his arm. The turkey was squawking and gobbling in a distressed way, a racket to which the Irishman did not at first pay particular notice. Finally, however, the disturbance got on the Celt’s nerves. Giving tfce bird a poke in the side, he exclaimed: “Be quiet! What’s the matther wid ye, annyhow? Why should yes want to walk whis I’m willin’ to carry ye?”—Modem Society.