Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1914 — Lethal Concerts. [ARTICLE]

Lethal Concerts.

A certain venerable citizen of a Pennsylvania city entertains no high esteem for his eldest daughter’s musical abilities. There being a guest one evening, the old gentleman was, to his disgust, compelled to spend an entire evening in the “parlor” whilst his daughter accomplished her whole repertoire for the edification of the atranger. “Ah,” said the latter, turning to the old man when one selection had been achieved, “there are some songs that will never die!” “You’re right,” growled the old man. “My daughter puts in a good deal of her time trying to kill ’em, but unavailingly, sir, unavaiiingly! ”