Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 93, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1914 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 5 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Did yott ever notice that when the average man loafs he just loafs, while when a woman loafs she does fancy work. Don’t forget Bowen &*kiser. They sell good groceries. Phone 202. When a man’s hair comes out it is a total loss. But a woman can put it out of the comb and put it back on her head again. New car of Jackson Hill coal received. Grant-Warner Lumber Co. Suffragets are said to be revising the bible, so we may expect to learn that Adam and the snake really framed it up on Eve. 10 MORE DATS LEFT OF THE FIRE SALE. AUCTION EVBBT EVENING. It has been estimated that a healthy adult uses about 375 hogsheads of air a minute. But—pass the onions, just the same. Do-nedo for making fine doughnuts. KarKo for making good cakes. None Such biscuit flour for fine biscuits. Phone 202, Bowen & Kiser’s. Clothes may not make the man. But somehow or other you never associate a fellow with prosperity if the seat of his pants looks like a mirror. Speaking of clothes, a west end lady says she doesn’t need anything but a kitchen apron and a nightgown, as all she has time to do is to cook and sleep. Chick starter and scratch feed at the Iroquois Mills, Phone 456. One may criticise women’s slit skirts at pleasure, and probably ft is deserved; but at that we have noticed that when a man has a new pair of silk sox he generally manages to let people see them. Call Phone 456 for your next order of chicken or cow feed. Any time a girl goes to the ftont door in an old kimona and ner own complexion when a young man calls, it is a sign that the young man is as popular as a 12-ounce bottle of castor oil as far as she is concerned.

BIG CROWDS ATTEND THE AUCTION SALE. COME. It used to be that whenever a man saw a red-headed girl he looked around for a white horse. Not so any more. Now he keeps on looking at the girl—assuming, of course, that she wears one of those new-fangled unfinished skirts. Buy your chick started and Blatchford’s Egg Mash of Hamilton & Kellner. When it comes to the role of disease carrier the fly has the mosquito skinned a mile. He can carry 6,600,000 bacteria, declares an authority. And, although he is the original and only purveyor of infantile paralysis and is responsible for 80 per cent of typhoid fever, he is not at all adverse to carrying the germs of any other disease he meets in his journeys through garbage pall, sewer and other filth. , AUCTION STARTS AT IM PROMPTLY. FIRESALE. The full appropriation of 8165,000 for the children’s bureau of the department of labor, which was requested by Miss Julia C. Lathrop, of Chicago, its chief, was granted by the house Thursday after a lively debate, during which the increased appropriation was hotly opposed by southern congressmen. Found a Cure for Rheumatism. a I suffered with rheumatism for two years and could not get my right hand to my mouth for that length of time,” writes Lee L. Chapman, Mapleton, lowa. ’I suffered terrible pain so I could not sleep or lie still at night. Five years ago I began using Chamberlain’s Liniment and In two months ! was well and have not suffered with rheumatism since.” For sale by all dealers*

The body of Mrs. John Myers, whose death occurred at North Vernon Thursday, will be brought here this afternoon and taken to the home of James Jordan, an old friend and neighbor. It will remain there o*er night and taken to Milroy township Sunday morning at 9 o’clock, and the funeral and burial he’d there