Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1914 — Page 3

How He Old It

r A. famous clergyman tells of a lay preacher’s conference in which a vet•eran described his method of sermon preparation. “I take my text,* he said, "and divide my sermon into three parts. In the first part I tell ’em what I’m going to tell ’em. In the second I tell ’em. In the third part I tell ’em What I’ve told ’em."

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CORN CAN BE GROWN ON CANADIAN PRAIRIES

Manitoba is now commencing to produce considerable corn, chiefly for feeding purposes. In some cases, where the crop can be matured into the dough stage, silos could be used and would be a profitable investment. According to the Farm and Ranch Review,** correspondent visited a field of corn in southern Manitoba on September 28. The corn then was untouched by frost and It stood on an average eight and nine feet in height The com had developed into the dough stage, and the crop would easily exceed 20 tons to the acre. At many experimental farms, the same favorable showing of the com crop has manifested, itself. At the Brandon experimental farm this year several varieties, all very good yielders, matured Into good silo com. Considering the success with which corn can be produced, and the advantages to be gained by so producing It, should not it receive the serious attention of the western agriculturist? Com is successfully grown in the northern part of Minnesota in similar soil and under the same climatic condition, and there does not appear to be any reason why like results should not be secured in western Canada. It is the opinion of many American fanners of experience that the com belt is extending northward. The prairie provinces must gradually, take up with mixed farming. More stock on the farms must be raised, and in consequence farming must to some extent be diverted from grain growing to other necessary crops. If crops suitable for wintering cattle and espb-, dally dairy stock are to tie grower why should not corn be one of these crops? In Ontario and in the United States we find it forms the main bulky food for wintering beef and dairy cattle. They would not be without this profitable plant In fact, sincosite introduction almost twice as much stock can be retained on the same amount of land, besides considering its great value for keeping the land clean. Some may say that many crops that can be grown in Ontario and the States cannot be grown here, but not so with com, even now we find scattered fields of com in Alberta and Saskatchewan. —Advertisement

The Movies In Italy.

Muscagni is writing the music for a moving picture film representing the life of Garibaldi, composed by the Socialist Deputy Ferri. The libretto is by D’Annunzio; it is-one act and is entitled “The Children's Crusade.” The poet vaguely defines his work as follows: “A pitiful and tragic medieval episode interwoven with a popular legend which in an age of violence and heroism ended with the misfortune of hundreds of poor children.”

Hateful.

Patience —When 4, sing my dog howls. Patrice —Yes; it’s a pretty good imitation, dear.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER. IND.

' HENRT HOWLAND AINT.TO GLAD TORE LIVIN'? V > C "h \ Ain’t it splendid to be livin’, ’long 5 ~ \ 5- ’bout this tine o’ i;' "FS year, ’ Wlth tho green ’ things peepin’ aW/. '- 7 upward and the i, <?' mornings crisp ' '' ■•••"' and cl ear; fz 1 ■?' With the children’s wlW£ cheeks a-glowln’ “VJAf and the future iC lookin’ bright, 43* l~ And the gladdened roosters crowin’ > J UBt f or fun with all their might’ Ain’t it cheerful, « I tBS|K ain’t ft . splendid ■; to get out and - ' IML whiff the air •• _ ’ggA When the winter yj time is ended iW. > / an d there’s V|' beauty everywhere, A -x-- When tho’buds are itw., . j busy swellin’ and the colts kick up their heels And the lambs quit friskin’ hardly long enough to get their meals? Ain't ft fine to hear the cackle of the hen whose heart is light And to have the will to tackle any job there is in sight? Ain’t it fine to see things growin’ just the way they used to grow, And to feel the warm wind blowin* just tho way it used to blow? Ain’t it good to start the furrow and to smell the new-plowed earth. And to hear the blackbirds chatter, huntin’ worms for all they’re worthy Ain’t it good to hear the ringin' of the distant dinner bell. And to hear the robin singin.’ just to show that all is well? -J * ‘ ■ Ain’t it lucky to be livin’ when the blossoms brighten things. And you’re waitin’ for the summer with the gladness that it brings? Ain’t it good to see the gleamin’ dandelions in the lane; Don’t it kind of start you dreamin’ ths old boyhood dreams again?

CANDID OPINION

The man who is always positive that he is right loses many bets. Frequently the worm that turns merely gets Itself bruised on the other side. ’ A poor beginning may lead to a good ending, but it is not likely to do so if one has started to tumble downstairs A theatrical producer is a- man who had a drawing-room on the limited train last week and is sucking an orange in a common coach today. Some of the college professors are trying to find out whether the Indian has a sense of humor. After they get through with the Indians they ought to examine the people who popular ■ongs.

For Instance.

“The sphere,” said the philosopher, “is the first principle of nature. The earth is a sphere, the sun, the moon and the stars are spheres. The raindrop is a sphere; nearly all fruits and seeds are spherical, and what is it that a child learns to play with first? A hall. Our eyes are spheres, and our heads, by far the most important parts of us, are round. In fact, there’s hardly anything of any Importance that isn’t round.” “Oh, yes there is,” replied the iconoclast. “What, for instance?” “A sirloin steak.”

NO WONDER THEY DISAGREED

agree r* “She Insisted that her former husband was an abler man than I am because he wore smaller shoes and a larger hat than I do.”

The Center of Interest.

I never read the sporting sheet. It all is meaningless to me; T do not care which club may beat Or which the tail-end team may be The market page I put aside. Stocks may he high or very low; There may b? melons to divide— X do not kn-jw nor care to know. I have no wish to read about The work of congress day by day; I never hunt the book news out; Nor pause to read about the play. I write the letters which you read Signed "Patriot" and "X. Y. Z." I read them only; they, Indeeu, ▲lone have interest for me.

Changed Her Mind.

"My husband and I were engaged for five years.” "You must be one of those who believe in long engagements." “No. I did before we were married.”

Unsatisfactory.

"Pretty severe snowstorm.” "Yes,” replied Mr. Growcher. "Juet severe enough to make it disagreeable and not severe enough to prevent a man from going to work.”

“What were the grounds on which your wife secured her divorce?” “I n c ompatabllity of temperament” “Why was It that you couldn’t

Uric Acid is Slow Poison

Unseen in its approach, bard to detect in its early stages, and cruelly painful in its later forms, uric acid poisoning is a disease too often fatal. Bright’s disease is one of the final stages ot/urlc acid poisoning. It kills in our country every year more men and ■ women than any other ailment except_two —consumption and pneumonia. Bright's disease and uric acid poisoning usually start in some kidney weakness that would not be hard to cure, if discovered early, so it is well to know the early signs of kidney disease and uric poisoning. When uric acid is formed too fast and the kidneys are weakened by a cold, or fever, by overwork, or by overindulgences, the acid collects, the blood gets impure and heavy, there is headache, dizziness, heart palpitation, and a dull, heavy-headed, drowsy feeling with disturbances of the urine. Real torture begins when the uric acid forms into gravel or stone in the kidney, or crystallizes into jagged bits in the muscles, joints or on the nerve tubings. Then follow the awful pains of neuralgia, rheumatism, gout, sciatica, neuritis,-lumbago or kidney colic.

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Fable of Misunderstood Pianist.

A fable by Strickland W. Glllllan: "Once upon a time there was a Young Lady who was downright Abusive of the Pianoforte. When she began to Swat it, the Family first, apd then the Neighbors, Beat it to some Place where the Hearing was less Acuta One day when the Young Lady was Maltreating the Ivories, a Great Critic who had noticed the Signals wandered Into the Danger Zone and heard the Noise. He paused and Gasped and people Watching from a Distance expected to see him Fall Dead. Instead he Rushed to the place whence the Noise Emanated and hired the Young Lady for a Concert Tour beginning •Mr. Bingallng Presents.’ ” Moral— Haec fabula dopes it that music is sometimes far better than it sounds. —Kansas City Star.

DRY SCALE COVERED HEAD

2760 Tamm Ave., St Louis, Mo. — “My little daughter’s bead began with a dry harsh scale covering it First it got a white scale over the top and then it got a dirty brown scab with pus tinder it. Her hair came out in less than a week and her head Itched and bled. She had no rest. I had her wear a scarf all the time, It looked so badly. She was so sore and had such big brown scabs on her head that the teacher would not let- her attend school. “We took and had her treated for three months with no relief. She kept getting worse until I tried Cutlcura Soap and Ointment I used the Cutlcura Soap every third day and the Cutlcura Ointment at night. In three weeks her head was well of sores. Two cakes of Cutlcura Soap and one box of Cutlcura Ointment completely cured her.’’ (Signed) Mrs. Walter Rogers, Nov. 28, 1912. - Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post Card “Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv.

Paper by Machine.

Christian J. Siebenhaar of Oramel, N. Y., has Invented a wall papering machine in which an extensible frame is provided with means for extending and collapsing it, and a paper and paste applying mechanism are supplied on a holder, together with devices carried by the extensible frame for pasting the paper on a wall or ceiling. Ju

Important to Mothers

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Flies Cost Us $350,000,000.

Flies cost the United States $350, 000,000 annually. The progeny of a single pair of flies, assuming that they all live, If pressed together at the end of the summer, would occupy a space of 14,000,000 cubic feet. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not gripe. Adv.

In the Police Court.

“What a pinched appearance that poor man has!” “The cop did it.” Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not stain the kettle. Adv. wlien a fool has nothing to say he’s never satisfied until he says It

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