Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1914 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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TALES TOLD OF ULSTERMEN Bull Worthy of Any One From the County of Cork—“ Canny” About Marriage Fees. The Ulsterman is not incapable of a bull, says the British Weekly. It was an Ulster marquis who endeared himself to his tenantry by the memorable bull uttered in his speech at an agricultural dinner: “I wish my farmers -would— use iron plows, because thpy last forever, and will afterwards sell as old iron.” It was an Ulsterman who at a funeral observed the awkward work of an unaccustomed hand, and exclaimed as he seized a shovel: “I wasn’t seven years courting' a sexton’s daughter without learning to sod a grave.” ' '■ No matter how large the bride’s fortune, the Ulsterman generally grumbled over the marriage fee. “Wouldn’t half a crown timpt ye?” asked a bridegroom of the officiating minister when the clerk demanded the usual five shillings.

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