Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1914 — Page 3

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Too Good.

“To say that honesty is the best policy—to say in other that the more honest you are the richer you will become—that is a silly and selfevident He."

The speaker, Harvey Woodruff, the well-known G. A. R. historian of Houston, had been discussing the honesty of George Washington. He continued: “To be virtuous means to be poor and wretched. Take the case of Auntie Martha Washington Clay.

“Auntie Martha visited the office of a Nola Chucky lawyer and said: *' 'Ah wants a divorce from mah husband Cal.’ I “ 'Why, auntie, what has Cal been doing?’

" 'He’s done got religion, sah, an’ ah hain’t tasted chicken fo’ free months.’ ”

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The Effect

“Well, how did you sleep last night? Goethe spent the night there once.’* “Very badly. My husband adores Goethe, and he was spouting him all night”

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the yield «l WHEAT ii*V^SPBRBr r *'” 1 "' on many farm* in ups»l 3-IJiMxON Western Canada in tax'll iJfpfEn’ 1913. some yields f l!| sE§aQ£ SS'-'BffilX f' ’* e T™v e - t .A s high i as 100 bushels were f<r fl recorded in some hjflaU districts for oats, lens 1 JTj BO bushel, for barley and U from 10 to 20 bus. for flaa. ■jr'/S- j J. Keys arrived in the sC§SjU grata! country 5 years ago from ■Tft»Sn #z3t-l Denmark with very little lk J3 ’THI means. He homesteaded. BiMwfll 3 . JFI worked hard, is now die BfTwnl Ett| rais:'™"» Ol li.a tS K acres, which will realize him tgflW'll abouC H.OOO. His wheat rf3£S&] weighod 68 lbs. to the bushel r wSU and averaged over J 5 busheb 9T ~1 tothoacro. «z* Thousands of similar inluSh r, J stances might be related of the ■ r VI EgSldw homesteaders in Manitoba, Sas- IV.ill IgKibW katchewan and Alberta. toF?if The crop of 1913 was an abun- V InC' A dant one everywhere in Western «■! Mgj®' Canada. V® 1 / Ask for descriptive literature and V/ reduced railway rates. Apply to W Superintendent of Immigration. Vl J a Ottawa. Canada, or A® Q.ta|btM.4UamM>LlT.MMlk* ViL M. T. Mdasst, 171 Jaftsnss Aw n DstistL W Canadian Government Agent *" "’“SSiSSS Bwt Cough Syrap Tastes Good. Uss | iaUnte. gold by Dnwabte- gs

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world his debtor for a worthy son or two. \ The crowds will gladly shout his name who guides a splendid fleet And makes his country's foemen feel the sorrow of defeat; For him the waiting bands will play, for him the flags will fly, For him the people will applaud and raise the arches high; But while they crown him and are glad to stand and watch him pass I lift my hat to one for whom there is no sounding brass— The honest man -whose sons are taught so they may underst and The worth of honor and the debt they owe their native land?

The world will give sweet praise to him who has enriched its art,. And learn to prize the poet’s song If It shall touch the heart; There will be high rewards for them who govern and direct. The warrior and the statesman will b. named with the elect; But there is one whom few will deign to gladden with applause, Though all his efforts, all his 'hopes. Involve a worthy cause— The honest man whose sons are taught that honor still is good, Who, all unnoticed, triumphs in his right of parenthood.

Eager to See.

“1 have a poem here entitled ‘Alone With Nature,’ ” said the sallow young man with the long hair and the frayed trousers. “It is a personal impression.”

.“Is it?” replied the editor, as he hastily, glanced at the opening lines. “Have you ever been alone with nature?”

“I have, and, oh, it is glorious—glorious!” “Here’s a dime. Get on a trolley cfir and ride as far as you can. Go back to nature and spend another hour or two alone with her. You say you plucked the hazel blossoms by the stream. If you are able to find any place where you can do that let me know. I want to watch you while you do it.”

A SICKENING FAILURE.

some sum for the orphans’ home.” "We made plenty of money, as far as that was concerned, but there wasn’t a paper in town that printed a word about my gown or my jewels.”

Removing an Obstacle.

“I’m afraid,” her father replied, “you would not be able to support my daughter in the style to which she has become accustomed.” “Well,” the young man said, after he had thought the matter over briefly, “I’m not proud. I’ll let you help.”

What He Preached.

“No, sir. I believe in being what you ■are. "A man who will practice small deceptions is not to be trusted when it comes to the greater transactions.” “I see you practice what you preach, too. You don’t even wear a mustache to hide your false teeth.”

Then.

“When do you think the practical success of the aeroplane will be demonstrated?”

“Just as soon as it occupies as much advertising space in the newspapers and magazines as is taken up by the automobile now.”

Funny.

“Oh, mamma, I met such a funny little girl at school today.” “Did you, dear? What was funny about her?"

“Her papa and mamma have not been divorced."

Gee!

If every man were as g’-eat As he Considers himself to be And if all The rest were as small As in his opinion they are— Gee!

His Mistake.

“Before he was married he was a regular lady-killer." “His appearance now indicates that he killed the wrong ladies.**

The world will give applause to him who rules in great affairs. To him who in a lofty place assumes a nation’s cares; His name is passed from lip to lip, his fame la spread abroad. And they are envied whom he deigns to please with smile or nod; But there’s another, poor perhaps, unhonored and unknown. To whom I raise my hat, because of worth that is his own— The honest man who daily does the best that he may do And mak e s the

“Your charity ball great success, I hear, Mr. Flippleigh.” “Oh, no, it was a dismal failure.” “Why, I was told you had netted quite a hand-

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Then the Apparatus Is in Demand. A visitor was being shown through a lid lifting “athletic” club. The chief attraction seemed to be the liquid gymnastic department. However, there was a cheaply equipped gymnasium which showed evidences of disuse. There was dust on the Indian clubs and cobwebs on the dumbbells. “Don’t the members ever use this equipment?” the visitor asked, i “Oh, yes, occasionally—when a fight starts,” was the reply. ~' -

WATERY BLISTERS ON FACE Smithville, Ind.—“ Six months ago our baby girl, one year old, had a few red pimples come on her face which gradually spread causing her face to become very Irritated and a fiery red color. The pimples on the child’s face were at first small watery blisters, just a small blotch on the skin. She kept scratching at this until in a few days her whole cheeks were fiery red color and Instead of the little blisters the skin was cracked and scaly looking and seemed to itch and burn very much. “We used a number of remedies which seemed to give relief for a short time then leave her face worse than ever. Finally we got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment. I washed the child’s face with very warm water and Cuticura Soap, then applied the Cuticura Ointment very lightly. After doing this about three times a day the itching and burning eeemed entirely gone in two days’ time. Inside of two weeks’ time her face seemed well.** That was eight months ago and there has been no return of the trouble.” (Signed) Mrs. A. K. Wooden, Nov. 4, 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard “Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv. Ugliness a Qualification. Some bygone housewives appear to have regarded ugliness as a quality to be-desired in their servants. When Eliza Coke, daughter of Coke of Norfolk, was about to marry, she wrote to her prospective mother-in-law: “Pray, have the goodness to decide as you think best about the pretty housemaid. I wish she were less pretty and less fond of dress, but if her conduct and principles are good neither are really objectionable faults. I think our establishment will be a pattern of mortality, particularly- if Mr. Stanhope engages the squinting butler and the terrible housemaid he mentioned to me." Their Breed. “Your father has a lot of very fine chickens,” observed the young man. “Has he Incubators?” "No,” said the sweet young thing just home from boarding school, “I think they’re Plymouth Rbcks.”—Dallas Newb. » Your family Doctor can’t do more for your cough than Dean’s Mentholated Cough Drops; “they cure”—oc at Druggists. Many a proverb la merely a smartsounding saying that cannot bear analyst*. .

TALES TOLD OF ULSTERMEN Bull Worthy of Any One From the County of Cork—“ Canny” About Marriage Fees. The Ulsterman is not incapable of a bull, says the British Weekly. It was an Ulster marquis who endeared himself to his tenantry by the memorable bull uttered in his speech at an agricultural dinner: “I wish my farmers -would— use iron plows, because thpy last forever, and will afterwards sell as old iron.” It was an Ulsterman who at a funeral observed the awkward work of an unaccustomed hand, and exclaimed as he seized a shovel: “I wasn’t seven years courting' a sexton’s daughter without learning to sod a grave.” ' '■ No matter how large the bride’s fortune, the Ulsterman generally grumbled over the marriage fee. “Wouldn’t half a crown timpt ye?” asked a bridegroom of the officiating minister when the clerk demanded the usual five shillings.

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