Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 67, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 March 1914 — No Financier. [ARTICLE]

No Financier.

“Pat,” shouted an officer to his Irishservant, “here’s a shilling to get me some cheese, and a shilling forborne biscuits.” Pat started on his errand, and, after a long delay, returned, fumbling with the coins in his hand apparently in great distress. “Well, Pat, what’s wrong?’’ said the officer. “Shure, sir, Oi’ve got the shillings mixed, and don’t know which is for cheese and which is for biscuits?’ Tit-Bits.